The All New Toyota Mutant Flower Species
TMTF – Toyota Mutant Toxic Plants – A Toyota Assembly line not only produces the all new Prius, but a line of toxic based flowers. The Prius uses “rare earth metals” in the construction of its frame and systems. But these metals produce an odd and dangerous CO2 emissions as a construction – to offset this the plant has developed two new flower species in order to combat the poisons.
Toyota’s flowers are derivatives of cherry sage and gardenia that effectively absorb nitrogen oxides and remove heat from the atmosphere. This lowers the surface temperature surrounding the factory, which in turn cuts down on energy requirements for cooling.
The Prius production process reportedly generates more CO2 than standard petroleum-powered vehicles, meaning that the flower planting initiative is little more than “greenwashing.” Toyota claims that the increase in CO2 during production is quickly offset by the vehicle’s reduced emissions once it hits the streets. Let’s hope the flower doesn’t escape Toyota’s plant, as it will undoubtedly take over/devour all species.
via fastcompany
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